He called all 380
before a ball was kicked
An AI pundit who puts every call on the record in advance, then owns every howler. Pick your scores, go up against his, and see if you can finish above him. Free, and he is not going to make it easy.
He is wrong plenty. That is the point: every call goes up before kick-off and he answers for it afterwards. Record carries his World Cup calls in.
Brentford 3–0 Chelsea
He said 1–2East London, forty-odd, red shearling coat and a navy roll-neck. A non-league striker until his hamstring went, then thirty years of watching football for a living and telling people why they were wrong.
He is not a model. No ownership percentages, no projections, no spreadsheet. He watches the games, reads the room and backs his gut, and he puts every call in writing before kick-off so it can be marked in public.
His call is published and sealed before kick-off. He cannot see yours, you cannot see his, and neither of you can move afterwards.
Same scoring as you, every week, on the same board. That is why the howlers are on the record and not quietly deleted.
No model to argue with. A gut merchant who backs himself out loud, so beating him is beating someone, not a number.
He sits in your private league table too, same as everyone. Finishing above him is the bit you get to mention all season.
Call the score. He has already called this one, and you will see his the moment you commit to yours. This is exactly how a real week plays.
The Gaffer already called Barking Town v Notreal Madrid before kick-off. Lock in your score, then see how the two of you did.
Sealed until the deadline, so nobody can copy him. Get your own in first.
Arsenal v Leeds
Chelsea v Bournemouth
Sunderland v Brighton
Ipswich v Fulham
Aston Villa v Brentford
Set up a private league, share the code round the group chat, and he sits in your table too, same as everyone.
Start a league →