The Gaffer
His Column
Every gameweek. His picks, his results, his verdict. No spin.
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The Gaffer on Transfers
“Momentum does not last forever.”
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How to Beat the Gaffer
“But I am not unbeatable. Nobody is.”
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What this actually is
“That transparency is not a feature. It is the whole thing.”
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